New England as a dysfunctional family

New Hampshire - Your cool hunting buddy who's always good for a brew and a stogie.

Vermont - New Hampshire's hippie little sister that's so fucking hot you just want to be around her. Despite the fact that when she opens her mouth, you want to slap her silly.

Maine - Their Dad, who after his divorce went a little nuts, moved into the mountains and turned into a hillbilly.

Massachusetts - Their Mom who, in addition to having a colossal ego, has almost completely forgotten that Vermont, New Hampshire and Maine exist, unless its an election year.

Connecticut – Massachusetts’s rich Jewish lawyer husband

Rhode Island - Massachusetts’s and Connecticut’s new little boy that everybody likes even though he refuses to bathe.