Thursday, March 20, 2008

Another less than complete thought

Speaking of ManBearPig...

This whole Hybrid car thing really boils my bunny. 35 mpg huh, well I drive a pure internal combustion driven vehicle that gets a paltry 28 earth cooking mpg. Boy oh boy do I feel guilty for not squeezing out that extra seven. Or I would feel guilty if global warming were not a hoax perpetuated by a radical socialist element that has completely co-opted the environmental movement in their unending war against free enterprise and personal liberty.

Electric cars worked fine, but the same hippies and rich liberals that are the intended market for hybrids completely rejected pure electrics. Proving once again that the above mentioned groups are as lazy and self-indulgent as the stereotypes imply. They can't be bothered to buy an electric because it takes hours to refuel instead of minutes; but a hybrid makes it look like they care while still providing instant gratification. In addition, the cost of disposal of hybrid batteries completely offsets the meager emissions gains, as they are filled with dangerous toxins. This is further compounded when you consider the emissions and chemical waste involved in their production.

Yet it is not the false pretenses under which these machines are made that troubles me.

Hybrid cars are Abominations in the eyes of God.

Let me explain.

Look at mules, the result of breeding horses with donkeys, a lot of work goes into producing one yet in the end it is infertile, stubborn and unproductive. Furthermore, every culture on earth has prohibitions against unnatural combinations. Just look in Leviticus, if God doesn't want you wearing garments made from more than one material, I'm absolutely certain that he would object to vehicles utilizing two different forms of energy for propulsion.