A Word on Social Networking

I think the odds are pretty good that more than one person on your Facebook friends list has pleasured themselves to one of your pictures.

These odds increase exponentially if you are one or more of the following:

A) Female
B) Hot
C) An ex-lover
D) Post sexy or suggestive pictures of yourself.
E) Post perfectly tasteful pictures of yourself whilst wearing high heals and a short skirt... or well, exposing any skin below the neck really...

Ladies, I want to make this as clear as I possibly can:

-I know your are proud of your body
-I know you want to express yourself
-I know you want to show off your hotness to your exes
-I know you want everyone to see how hot you looked in that Halloween costume

BUT EVERYONE GETS TO SEE IT!

It doesn't matter if it's been five, ten or twenty years since high school or college.

It doesn't matter if the guy is "In a relationship."

it doesn't matter that you think people are generally good-natured and will respect your privacy.

Men.

Are.

Wild.

(wait for it)...

Horndogs!

Especially the weird ones that creep you out. In fact, I'll bet that the less likely you are to sleep with a guy, the more likely it is he'll engage in this behavior.

Most likely a lot more guys have done this than are willing to admit it, and it's probably totally harmless. But I know you're not worried about them, and I'm sure you may even be flattered by it. It's that other guy, the one with the Star Wars collection, the creepy basement dwelling freak that seldom bathes, has had the same greasy ponytail for twenty years and is probably still a virgin.

Do you really want him posting that pic of you in the thigh-high leather boots on 4chan?